“Lions HC Matt Patricia said he's preparing as if Packers WR Davante Adams is going to play Monday night. If he doesn't, they'll talk about it then.”

Should I trade gurley for Jacobs and adams

I ate a burrito today I’m preparing as if I’m going to die later.

People check notifications to complain about notifications seems legit

help me plz: My Godwin Devonte Freeman for Theilen, Bell and Marquis brown full ppr Hat for Yes face palm for Nah

Matt Patricia will wear same clothes he did last game unless he gets his dry cleaning in time to wear the clean ones. If he doesn’t, then he’ll wear the dirty ones.

I'd prepare for Aaron Jones. Dallas cleary wasnt.

Traded Locket for Kerryon. Thumbs up if I win

Let me put you in the mind of a DAVANTE ADAMS.... PUT THE TEAM ON HIS BACK WITH A BROKEN FUCKIN TOE.

I’m planning on banging Rihanna tonight and if I don’t... we’ll talk about it then

Drop Pats D for Detroit D, Patricia is a mastermind

@scramblingman man that’s tough... Mack and the colts are solid. Wasn’t sold on them until this last week. Their proving the can hang

Should I trade kelce for Adam's? Have kittle for my TE spot

How the hell did you end up with Kittle and Kelce

bottom line is if a team signs him, he automatically gets suspended by the league. Ergo, no team will sign him

@Dramatics good luck getting Adams for kelce

@DatBobboi thanks. Pulled it off yesterday.

@bigpoppa36 package deal