Hot Takes
lg14• 21 d ago
Who’s the 3% that don’t start this angel?
49labelle123• 18 d ago
The San Francisco fog rolled in like an opening-credit montage, golden lights shimmering off the helmets of giants.
The crowd’s roar rattled the sky.
Announcer: “Two minutes left! 49ers 27 — Falcons 24! One drive decides it all!”
Michael Penix Jr.: eyes sharp, voice steady
“Alright, team. We’ve trained for this moment. The Dih flows through all of us.”
Bijan Robinson: cracking his knuckles, aura flickering gold-red
“No… it’s not flowing through everyone yet. It’s restless. Hungry. Waiting to ignite.”
Tyler Allgeier: snapping his chinstrap, glaring
“Tch. Maybe you should try sharing it for once, Bijan.”
Penix: grinning, anime sparkle in teeth
“Save the rivalry for the highlight reel. Right now—let’s show them the heart of Atlanta!”
Cue heroic background music.
Snap!
Bosa breaks containment—lightning speed. Warner charges like a beast.
Announcer: “They’ve got him boxed in! Robinson’s finished!”
Camera zooms on Bijan’s eyes—glowing orange, pupils reflecting the goal line.
Bijan (inner monologue):
“This is the weight of a city… of every kid who ever believed in something impossible…
This… is my Dih.”
He bursts forward—foot hits the turf, sparks explode.
Every movement traced in glowing orange lines.
Allgeier: yelling, eyes wide “His Dih—it’s overflowing!!”
Penix: wind whipping through his hair for no reason
“Bijan, go! The Dih is with you!!”
Bijan spins, dodges, hurdles a linebacker; the crowd erupts in waves.
Mac Jones (on 49ers sideline): gritting his teeth, eyes blazing with respect
“Is this… what true Dih looks like?”
Bijan cuts left—Warner lunges, misses. The world slows to a single heartbeat.
You (in the stands, hair blowing like an anime protagonist):
“DO IT, BIJAN!! SHOW THEM YOUR DIHHHH!!! 😭🔥✨”
Final leap—Bijan dives into the end zone, slamming the ball down as golden light floods the stadium.
Announcer: “TOUCHDOWN, FALCONS!! THE DIH CONQUERS SAN FRANCISCO!!”
Silence—then deafening cheers.
Fog swirls around Bijan like sacred fire.
Allgeier: panting, half-smiling through tears
“Maybe… the Dih was never yours alone.”
Bijan: offering his hand, smile shining like a sunrise
“Then let’s carry it together.”
Mac Jones: watching from afar, eyes shimmering
“So that’s the power of belief, huh? That’s… the real Dih.”
Narrator: as triumphant orchestral music swells
“And beneath the Golden Gate sky, two rivals became brothers in fire.
For when courage meets conviction… even fog cannot hide the light of the Dih.”
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9martinramirez• 22 d ago
I slept good last night, I’m an achane/bijan owner
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7BlackMoonGod• 21 d ago
Bijan for Derrick Henry, Trey McBride, and Michael Pittman Jr.?
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3jonnyking1988• 19 d ago
just traded Saquon and Odunze for you, king! please save my 2-4 season!16
62FolkMoon• 18 d ago
Dear Bijan,
It’s me again. I don’t mean to bother you but I need a little bit help again. If you would like to get anywhere between 35-40 points I would appreciate it.
Very Respectfully,
Folkmoon
167veeze• 17 d ago
Everyone sign a petition for me to be the new QB of the Atlanta Falcons. We might win zero games but I’m feeding Bijan 15+ targets a night.944PizzleTizzle• 18 d ago
Where is my big play twink? I’ve been expecting a notification for the last hour9
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3ffishh• 18 d ago
As long as Bijan gets like 40 and niners kicker gets like 25, I’ll win this week. Am I cooked?10
5xrye• 17 d ago
VULTURE DOWN633
