Sam LaPorta got hurt on the last play and he's being carted to locker room.

I thought fantasy football was supposed to be fun lmao

Anyone wanting anyone to be hurt significantly is not a true fan of football

And I’m being carted to the liquor cabinet

NOO MY 32 MAN FIRST ROUNDER

Whos his backup

Don’t let this distract you from the fact that Skylar Thompson sucks ASS!

Booty cheeks

It’s my fault guys I drafted him

How bad is it??

Chat comments do not pass the vibe check

If it makes you feel any better I expected it. You’re a lions fan this is their first time being good in their franchise. Enjoy it while you can

@dhopsszn1 Until then my Lions are trying different ways to win each week just to see if they can…and so far yeah…they can 🤣

Detroit finally has a decent football team and their fans have erections they can’t control. Honestly kinda cool. It’s like having sex for the first time for yall.

You guys were virgins for the longest time. Y’all finally “Came” out. No pun intended.

@dhopsszn1 Wait…do you root for the Pittsburgh Cardinals? Maybe it’s the Dallas Cardinals? No..that doesn’t sound right either 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤣

@dhopsszn1 Wanna see something really funny? Check this out…and then when you’re done reading how the Lions own your franchise head to head you can lick my nuts 🤣

Well I guess I can’t put a link in here for whatever reason but the Lions own the head to head 36-28-6 and winners of 5 of the last 6 (the 6th was a tie)