Jacory Croskey-Merritt

Hot Takes

NealRigger007• 3 d ago

dude is fucking dogshit

cmbe• 3 d ago

My dear Bill; You never showed up, and now, after looking at the StatCast I understand why. I don't imagine you will receive this letter but I nonetheless must send it. Bill, oh, Bill. I was just starting to dream the silliest and softest of dreams. I miss you, and I will always miss you but I cannot live like that, and it seems you cannot live any other way. When I'm with you, the world makes sense; but when we are apart, I see clearly that your coaching staff is not a coaching staff from which one can escape. I'm so sorry, for everything, for trusting you long ago and for trusting you for these weeks again. There's a good running back within you, Bill, but he is wrestling with a Dan Quinn. And the Dan Quinn... wins, time and again. You've broken my heart, again, and I fear I have broken yours. For that, I will never forgive myself but you must let the starting role go now. I enclose a fantasy football week 1 win you gave me many weeks ago, when we were both young, not because I don't like it, but because I care for it far too much and it reminds me too much of you. I hope, one day... you will find some people in Sleeper who can use this, for it kept me thinking of you all these years, and I hope by returning it to you I can finally be free. Goodbye cmbe