Listen, buddy. I’ve been in this fantasy football game for over a decade. I don’t just look at ESPN rankings like some casual, I watch film, I study depth charts, I read beat reporters at 2 a.m. while you’re still drooling on your pillow. And I’m telling you right now, Jacory Croskey-Merritt is the league winner.
You think it’s a joke? You think I’m just making this up because I saw some highlight on Twitter? No. I’ve tracked his snap counts, I’ve watched how the coaching staff uses him in short-yardage, I’ve noted how the offensive line grades out in gap vs zone schemes. This isn’t a hobby, it’s a lifestyle.
While you’re out there drafting washed-up RBs in the 5th round, I’m patiently sitting, waiting, knowing I’m going to grab Croskey-Merritt in the double-digit rounds and watch him carry me to a championship while you’re crying about injuries.
Don’t come crying to me in Week 12 when Croskey-Merritt is dropping 20 points a game and you’re stuck starting some bum who gets vultured at the goal line. I don’t play fantasy football. I live fantasy football. And Jacory Croskey-Merritt is the truth.
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mcjesus82728• 11 d ago
WHY ARE U DEGENS BETTING ON PRESEASON FOOTBALL CALL THE NUMBER
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LandoBBB• 11 d ago
ITS ALL OVER MY PANTS
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behrry• 11 d ago
JCM> CMC
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cpain7• 11 d ago
Drop brob for him??
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Jhasty22• 11 d ago
picked him up in May lets go boys to the mooooooooon
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velin15• 11 d ago
Bill nye the croskey guy. BILL BILL BILL
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cadewhit01• 11 d ago
One like an I’ll trade MCM for him
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TheTushPusher69420• 11 d ago
who else wants to go try out as a dude cheerleader for the Commies to get a better view of Bill?
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Turmxn• 11 d ago
Bill the only rb on our roster on contract past 2025 lol