Listen, buddy. I’ve been in this fantasy football game for over a decade. I don’t just look at ESPN rankings like some casual, I watch film, I study depth charts, I read beat reporters at 2 a.m. while you’re still drooling on your pillow. And I’m telling you right now, Jaylin Noel is the league winner.
You think it’s a joke? You think I’m just making this up because I saw some highlight on Twitter? No. I’ve tracked his snap counts, I’ve watched how the coaching staff uses him in short-yardage, I’ve noted how the defensive backfield tightens and closes out in zone vs man schemes. This isn’t a hobby, it’s a lifestyle.
While you’ve drafted washed-up WRs in the 1st- 5th round, I’m patiently sitting, waiting, knowing I grabbed Noel in the double-digit rounds and now going to watch him carry me to a championship while you’re crying about injuries like wheel chair McGee Nico collins.
Don’t come crying to me in Week 12 when Noel is dropping 20 points a game and you’re stuck starting collins n other bums who don’t get any more looks their way. I don’t play fantasy football. I live fantasy football. And Jaylin Noel is the truth.
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tuckeroni• 13 d ago
If you are here right now you are fucking down bad
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Jayyy2Valid• 15 d ago
Collins is doubtful, and Noel is clearly better than Kirk. We’re one good game away from his emergence, get excited fellas