Listen, buddy. I’ve been in this fantasy football game for over a decade. I don’t just look at ESPN rankings like some casual, I watch film, I study depth charts, I read beat reporters at 2 a.m. while you’re still drooling on your pillow. And I’m telling you right now, Jalen Coker is the league winner.
You think it’s a joke? You think I’m just making this up because I saw some highlight on Twitter? No. I’ve tracked his target share, I’ve watched how the coaching staff schemes him into red-zone looks, I’ve noted how the quarterback’s passer rating spikes when throwing his way. This isn’t a hobby, it’s a lifestyle.
While you’re out there drafting washed-up WRs in the 8th round, I’m patiently sitting, waiting, knowing I’m going to grab Jalen Coker in the double-digit rounds and watch him carry me to a championship while you’re crying about injuries.
Don’t come crying to me in Week 12 when Coker is dropping 20 points a game and you’re stuck starting some bum who gets vultured at the goal line. I don’t play fantasy football. I live fantasy football. And Coker is the truth.
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DevinLepur• 5 d ago
You’re underestimating how cooked my team is
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tareka3• 5 d ago
Coke heads..hold
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hkap• 5 d ago
this means i need to start him then
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Stevoman28• 5 d ago
Hahaha yo we starting him
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BigMoneyFlacco• 3 d ago
He’s scoring a TD today
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TheRealestSlimShady• 3 d ago
I’d be more with this if leggette didn’t just post a 9/92/1td line same game Coker was out there smh
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DumboOctopusGod• 4 d ago
Well buddy, can’t get worse then 0.
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ybbrokeagain• 3 d ago
This dude gonna work himself up the depth chart again like he did last year