Jalen Coker Should be Benched in Week 8

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Famemous• 5 d ago

Listen, buddy. I’ve been in this fantasy football game for over a decade. I don’t just look at ESPN rankings like some casual, I watch film, I study depth charts, I read beat reporters at 2 a.m. while you’re still drooling on your pillow. And I’m telling you right now, Jalen Coker is the league winner. You think it’s a joke? You think I’m just making this up because I saw some highlight on Twitter? No. I’ve tracked his target share, I’ve watched how the coaching staff schemes him into red-zone looks, I’ve noted how the quarterback’s passer rating spikes when throwing his way. This isn’t a hobby, it’s a lifestyle. While you’re out there drafting washed-up WRs in the 8th round, I’m patiently sitting, waiting, knowing I’m going to grab Jalen Coker in the double-digit rounds and watch him carry me to a championship while you’re crying about injuries. Don’t come crying to me in Week 12 when Coker is dropping 20 points a game and you’re stuck starting some bum who gets vultured at the goal line. I don’t play fantasy football. I live fantasy football. And Coker is the truth.

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