Chat moving so fast nobody will know I just gooned to CMC
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bcuen• 12 d ago
This guy can impregnate my gf and I’d watch happily
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Jayyy2Valid• 13 d ago
Does anyone else get major anxiety every time he falls awkwardly? I almost had a heart attack last week just because he didn’t get right back up after a tackle
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Nursewaz• 13 d ago
Please be careful king
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rokucity• 12 d ago
Dude is legit the only one playing tomorrow. He’s either dropping 50+ fantasy points or getting quadruple teamed and tearing both Achilles.
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branpo26• 11 d ago
cMc definitely packing at least 10 inches
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ScoutPAIN• 12 d ago
K allen and kamara for cmc
Yes👍 or no🔥
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Gradl• 12 d ago
My Dearest CMC,
I am relying on your Golden Calves which once stood at the base of Mount Sinai in sacrilege to endure and deliver us to the promised land.
And to my dear friend Kyle. You’re a smart guy, we know this. I know your track record has not been great in the past. Allowing your TE, QB, and all 3 WR go down at once isn’t a good look, BUT please; in reverence for these Golden Calves, protect this man with all of the tools in your disposal. Block every defensive line man so that no being over 250 lbs can so much as lay a hand on this magnificent beast.
In your name we trust. Amen.