Kyler Murray Still The Starting QB When Healthy

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PrimetimeSnoop• 2 d ago

Kyler, pint-size fraud in a Cardinal cape, pocket’s your panic room, every snap’s a jailbreak. You duckin’ real work like chores owe you rent, playbook on the shelf collectin’ dust and resentment. I’m the grim reaper in cleats, you the glitch in the code, moonballin’ checkdowns like you lobbing a toad. Five-foot-nothin’, vision shorter than your prime, defense sniff once, you already doin’ time. You study Call of Duty, I study your demise, read you like manga, tears in your mama’s eyes. One week you a meme, next week you deleted, fans pukin’ in the lots, season ticket defeated. You the human joystick, broke on the left stick, scramble for clout, still get hit with the death click. I’m the cheat-code king, you the lag-switch clown, every highlight you drop, I’m the reason it’s drowned. Talkin’ “I’m him,” but the tape say “I’m glitchin”