Hot Takes
domb1128• 21 hr ago
Kraft!!! Please take it out!!! It’s hurting😫😫😫
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20cschiavo• 20 hr ago
Tucker "Tucker Kraft" Kraft
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15TRich3• 17 hr ago
TUCKER. KRAFT.
You beautiful, corn-fed stallion of a man. You absolute unit of gridiron glory. You didn’t just win a football game last night—you won my HEART. You won me $1,000, and I swear on the spirit of Vince Lombardi, I have never felt love like this before.
If I could, I’d pour a gallon of warm maple syrup down your shoulder pads and crack open a Busch Light to baptize you like the Midwestern demigod you are. I’d lather you in liquid gold and scream your name from the mountaintops of Wisconsin until my voice gives out.
Tucker Kraft, you didn’t just catch passes—you caught my soul, cradled it, and ran it straight into the end zone of destiny.
I love you. I want to be buried in a jersey with your name on it. Thank you for making me a richer, hornier, and holier man
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13simpliberal• 21 hr ago
bro is the second coming of kelce. just a more likable version of him
753hmorris01• 21 hr ago
Bro made ME explode too 💦32
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5hanzolo80• 16 hr ago
Watch next weeks AI write up will say he’s boom or bust….29
4RedLobsterMobster• 20 hr ago
His explosion saved my season in 2 leagues
1963Fergerburger• 16 hr ago
YOU SAVED ME FROM LOSING TO THE 0-14 TEAM AND EMBARASSING MYSELF IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE LEAGUE MY SWEET KING15HamburgerBoy• 21 hr ago
I fucking hate you49
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3BigDikBill• 16 hr ago
Truthers been on him since day 1 ugh you fucking beast101
