Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Drake Maye honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive the ball down the field and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the football, and that gorgeous spiral. I would do anything for you.
I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch your dogshit O-line let you get sacked. You are even amazing off the field, a true pillar of your community. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy in the short time I’ve watched you play. I remember when you first stepped onto the field and its like my heart grew 3 sizes. A tear falls from my right eye when I think about all the rings you’re going to win in New England, because you deserve it. 2024 was a hard year for us, but boy did you amaze me. That game against the titans, with that beautiful comeback at the last second. I was crying, bawling even. Not only have you changed the game of football and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world.
And now you're getting help, and soon you’ll be the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Drake Maye