Hot Takes
LStans49• 4 d ago
This news just gave me a WOODY, but has probably given other owners a CHUBB
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4ItsTheOne• 4 d ago
Ah ok so see y’all week 7 .. after the bye28Teiigs• 4 d ago
Slight mid season stash we still up Mixon drafters21
3omarco15• 4 d ago
Giving me PTSD of having CMC last year getting but at least I got him in 15 for dynasty
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2jlegs23• 3 d ago
Is this a Mixon page or some forum to list your entire rb room? These posts are hilarious.
3ColeWorld95• 4 d ago
Got Bijan, Henderson and JCM so we still good!3Bfarles13• 3 d ago
The Texans need to be punished for this lack of clarity
11spenceyfootball• 4 d ago
Rest up king 👑
2CharlieTraplin• 3 d ago
Listen here, Joe Mixon, my sweet bubba, you better tape those ankles, glue those hamstrings, and bubble-wrap that entire body like you’re about to be shipped via Amazon Prime, because the fantasy world needs you healthier than a Whole Foods salad bar. I don’t care if you need to soak in pickle juice, sit in a cryotherapy chamber with penguins, or let Grandma rub Vicks Vaporub on your knees while you hum gospel hymns—just get right, my man. I drafted you like you were the golden ticket to Willy Wonka’s factory, and now every time I see “questionable” next to your name I start sweating like I just ate Taco Bell before a job interview. We need you cutting, juking, stiff-arming defenders back into their Pop Warner leagues, not sitting on the sidelines looking like the world’s most expensive cheerleader. Bubba, you’re my RB1, my Sunday joy, the sweet cinnamon roll of my roster—so please, for the love of touchdowns and my blood pressure, get healthy quicker than a Popeyes line moves when they announce the chicken sandwich is back.1TKmoneyallday• 4 d ago
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