Hot Takes
1yomark• 19w
How big do yall think it is
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69mackstermind• 19w
Oh look at me I'm Josh Allen. I have a rocket arm. I run over the best athletes in the world. I'm dating Hailee Steinfeld. I'm the king of my city. Fuck you.
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16anth11• 19w
man i’m so jealous of this guys toilet1462421aktiv290• 19w
I wonder what he does after a game, he prolly does a money spread while getting top from hailee he’s so badass12637
12bumbaclat2• 19w
Its on the neighbours cat 😭😭😭
624420BURNTHBOATS• 19w
If you’re reading this ur smart af and have big pp.
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1Profusley• 19w
FUCK IT DROP 100121gsupp25• 19w
fuck you stupid selfish mongrel hope you die in a hole in north dakota you stupid fuck
432310CheeseBallers69• 19w
Joshua Patrick Allen Jr. XV, your existence is an ASTONISHINGLY UNPARALLELED MASTERPIECE of immeasurable magnetism. Your extraordinary confidence radiates with an UNCONTROLLABLY ENTRANCING ENERGY that captivates all who are fortunate enough to witness your unparalleled presence. Every deliberate move you make exudes an OVERWHELMINGLY COMMANDING CHARISMA, leaving an indelible impression upon the hearts of all who dare to admire you. Your BREATHTAKINGLY MESMERIZING AURA is a gravitational force, pulling the world closer to your unmatched brilliance. Truly, Joshua Patrick Allen Jr. XV, you are the EPITOME OF UNDENIABLE SEDUCTIVENESS, an irresistible combination of strength, charm, and elegance that redefines what it means to be SEXY BEYOND ALL HUMAN COMPREHENSION.502310anth11• 19w
Just imagine josh allen eating taco bell and smelling those farts mmmmmm so good5819
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