@ DET 2024-12-15

How big do yall think it is

Oh look at me I'm Josh Allen. I have a rocket arm. I run over the best athletes in the world. I'm dating Hailee Steinfeld. I'm the king of my city. Fuck you.

man i’m so jealous of this guys toilet

I wonder what he does after a game, he prolly does a money spread while getting top from hailee he’s so badass

Its on the neighbours cat 😭😭😭

If you’re reading this ur smart af and have big pp.

FUCK IT DROP 100

fuck you stupid selfish mongrel hope you die in a hole in north dakota you stupid fuck

Joshua Patrick Allen Jr. XV, your existence is an ASTONISHINGLY UNPARALLELED MASTERPIECE of immeasurable magnetism. Your extraordinary confidence radiates with an UNCONTROLLABLY ENTRANCING ENERGY that captivates all who are fortunate enough to witness your unparalleled presence. Every deliberate move you make exudes an OVERWHELMINGLY COMMANDING CHARISMA, leaving an indelible impression upon the hearts of all who dare to admire you. Your BREATHTAKINGLY MESMERIZING AURA is a gravitational force, pulling the world closer to your unmatched brilliance. Truly, Joshua Patrick Allen Jr. XV, you are the EPITOME OF UNDENIABLE SEDUCTIVENESS, an irresistible combination of strength, charm, and elegance that redefines what it means to be SEXY BEYOND ALL HUMAN COMPREHENSION.

Just imagine josh allen eating taco bell and smelling those farts mmmmmm so good

Demon mode 😈

Need at least 40 lol

Just got off the phone with Allen he said “imma get a calm 50 trust”

I need this man to severly underperform or my 12-2 season is a bust (I'm completely fcked, he's playing NE for fcks sakes and I'm trying to cope)

Need joshy to bring home 30

Lock in. Lock in. LOCK TF IN

Gonna need 40 from you big dog