Kyren Williams Looks to Extend Touchdown Streak Against Jacksonville

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Home_Run_Hater• 17 d ago

How do you insult pookie calling him a high end RB2! He is proudly my RB1

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CDT43• 17 d ago

This story is called “Don’t Trust Corum The Drive Stopper” Once upon a time there was a little blond hair coach who stumbled into the magical land of angels. The creatures that grazed this land were young and old, children and unc’s. While most of the civilians and creatures that made up this land were superhuman, such as the unc up the street who had Taco Bell in his home or the youngin who does the best job with his hands, there were always options that could pleasure civilians. However, the most important creature in all the land is the pookie, the guardian angel, the savior of mankind, the future of the city, who could run gracefully and swiftly for eternity, who could bring light and peace to the land with a single handoff, Kyren Williams. But while most everyone got along there was one evil, vile, creature lurking in the shadows. He lived up on crooked corum lane, and his name was feared by all humans in this land. He was known as “The Drive Stopper”. And why the little blond hair coach trusted him was beyond the scope of reason. No matter how good the other magical creatures did, as soon as Corum touched something, it reversed the progress and growth, sending the drive into eternal darkness. However, when the glorious savior creature Kyren was allowed to roam free, the land blossomed, light shined everywhere, and the humans that lived in this land had their hearts filled with love. Hopefully soon, the little blond hair coach will stop handing the ball off to the crooked man named Corum. But the moral of this story is don’t trust the shady man on the hill known as the “Drive Stopper”. And this warning goes to the little blond hair coach as well. The End.