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CDT43• 17 d ago
This story is called “Don’t Trust Corum The Drive Stopper”
Once upon a time there was a little blond hair coach who stumbled into the magical land of angels. The creatures that grazed this land were young and old, children and unc’s.
While most of the civilians and creatures that made up this land were superhuman, such as the unc up the street who had Taco Bell in his home or the youngin who does the best job with his hands, there were always options that could pleasure civilians.
However, the most important creature in all the land is the pookie, the guardian angel, the savior of mankind, the future of the city, who could run gracefully and swiftly for eternity, who could bring light and peace to the land with a single handoff, Kyren Williams.
But while most everyone got along there was one evil, vile, creature lurking in the shadows. He lived up on crooked corum lane, and his name was feared by all humans in this land. He was known as “The Drive Stopper”.
And why the little blond hair coach trusted him was beyond the scope of reason. No matter how good the other magical creatures did, as soon as Corum touched something, it reversed the progress and growth, sending the drive into eternal darkness.
However, when the glorious savior creature Kyren was allowed to roam free, the land blossomed, light shined everywhere, and the humans that lived in this land had their hearts filled with love.
Hopefully soon, the little blond hair coach will stop handing the ball off to the crooked man named Corum. But the moral of this story is don’t trust the shady man on the hill known as the “Drive Stopper”. And this warning goes to the little blond hair coach as well.
The End.
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14FlyingDonkey499• 20 d ago
I traded Kyren and dobbins for Harvey, blue, a 2026 1st, 2026 3rd, and 2027 3rd. It’s a dynasty trade, I’m playing for the future I’m 1-5. Did I cook 👍or👎
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19joeebranch• 16 d ago
Honestly man, to be taken out as a paid RB1 on the goal line for a backup rb that hasn’t proved anything is unacceptable73
1barrymcokinher• 16 d ago
I wish bad luck to mcvay37
107VitesseGrandV• 19 d ago
how do we feel about giving kyren for javonte william and deebo274WhitishPepe• 16 d ago
Sean McVay genuinely hates black people2052stephblu• 16 d ago
Corum is a cuck that’s for sure1644OnaWarpath• 18 d ago
Start Kyren👍🏾 or CeeDee🔥223DirtyJockStraps• 16 d ago
It’s almost like McVay doesn’t even care I’m up against Ja’Marr Chase this week! Unbelievable24Whoknowsmia• 16 d ago
Like what the actual fuck? 3 1 yard line passes at the end zone instead of your stud RB. You can’t make this shit up184
