BREAKING: UNC finalizing deal to land Bill Belichick as new football coach (per @InsideCarolina)

At the ripe young age of 72

Unc

Holy 💩

LFG

Good for him. Might put UNC on the map

Fake news

LIKE IF GOOD MOVE FACEPALM IF BAD POOP IF IM A IDIOT

Go Tarheels!

Good, stay the fuck outta the league

How us this nfl?

his new girlfriend will be happy

Congrats Unc 👴

Going to be around more college-aged women

Unc going to UNC

Retirement plan

WOOOOOOO

Who cares

Bill belicheck should of coached the Milwaukee bucks

UNCCCCCCCCC

Whf

Hell yeah

BREAKING: Borat says “my wife!!”, per @RapSheet.

Laugh at my comment because unc is stupid