BREAKING: UNC finalizing deal to land Bill Belichick as new football coach (per @InsideCarolina)

LIKE IF GOOD MOVE FACEPALM IF BAD POOP IF IM A IDIOT

Go Tarheels!

Good, stay the fuck outta the league

his new girlfriend will be happy

Congrats Unc 👴

Going to be around more college-aged women

Unc going to UNC

Retirement plan

WOOOOOOO

Who cares

Bill belicheck should of coached the Milwaukee bucks

UNCCCCCCCCC

Whf

Hell yeah

BREAKING: Borat says “my wife!!”, per @RapSheet.

Laugh at my comment because unc is stupid

Wtf....the fucking Army in college....these kids gonna quit....lol

Uh?

Don’t let this guy on campus 🌝

Nice now he can coach people the same age as his girlfriend

WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK

LETS GO UNCCCC

Why didn’t my Unc let me know…. He’s uninvited to the bbq!