BREAKING: UNC finalizing deal to land Bill Belichick as new football coach (per @InsideCarolina)

Thank god, anywhere but my Jags

At the ripe young age of 72

Unc

Lol

LFG

Good for him. Might put UNC on the map

Fake news

LIKE IF GOOD MOVE FACEPALM IF BAD POOP IF IM A IDIOT

Go Tarheels!

Good, stay the fuck outta the league

How us this nfl?

his new girlfriend will be happy

Congrats Unc 👴

Going to be around more college-aged women

Unc going to UNC

Retirement plan

WOOOOOOO

Who cares

Bill belicheck should of coached the Milwaukee bucks

UNCCCCCCCCC

Whf

Hell yeah

BREAKING: Borat says “my wife!!”, per @RapSheet.