A giant piece of sheet metal fell from the roof of AT&T Stadium after it was opened… The roof has since been closed.

First the training facility strikes, then the stadium. I think I need to find a new team.

The fuck?

Jerry Jones: “this team has a high ceiling!” The ceiling: …

Lotta you old heads already feel sleepy

The cowboys are falling apart (literally) 🤣

This is Jake Paul’s fault

Their plan to take out Jerry failed..

Now the team and the building has to go through a rebuild

Use it to cover the window that blinds the players!

Giant?!?

Jerry Jones: See, that’s why we don’t close the curtains.

Don't worry, just call jake from State Farm, it happens all the time.

Jerry Jones: I suppose I’ll just construct a whole new stadium huh? Let ‘em play on it.

If that’s Giant im a eagle

K.

At least the sheet didn’t hit the fan!

How does this affect Marlon Mack?

That piece of metal was tired of holding up a failing franchise

Tyson’s butt cheek wind blew it down

Use it as a curtain

They let Zeke on the roof 😹

So who all thinks this is a set up excuse because Jerry didnt want to admit he was wrong about the sun. So now they can close the roof without making him retract his statemants?

Jerry Jones: “Were aware of the ceiling falling apart and we take that into consideration during the coin toss.”