A giant piece of sheet metal fell from the roof of AT&T Stadium after it was opened… The roof has since been closed.
Now the team and the building has to go through a rebuild
Use it to cover the window that blinds the players!
Giant?!?
Jerry Jones: See, that’s why we don’t close the curtains.
Don't worry, just call jake from State Farm, it happens all the time.
Jerry Jones: I suppose I’ll just construct a whole new stadium huh? Let ‘em play on it.
If that’s Giant im a eagle
K.
At least the sheet didn’t hit the fan!
How does this affect Marlon Mack?
That piece of metal was tired of holding up a failing franchise
Tyson’s butt cheek wind blew it down
Use it as a curtain
They let Zeke on the roof 😹
So who all thinks this is a set up excuse because Jerry didnt want to admit he was wrong about the sun. So now they can close the roof without making him retract his statemants?
Jerry Jones: “Were aware of the ceiling falling apart and we take that into consideration during the coin toss.”
“Oh sheet!”
How does this affect Patrick Mahomo’s Legacy?
It's a competitive advantage
Vegas backup plan if Tyson actually landed a punch
what if a punt hits the roof and another piece falls on the players
💀💀💀💀💀FUCK THE COWBOYS
Too bad Jerry wasn't standing under it
Build a wall with it. Maybe then the cowboys can keep opposing teams out of the end zone