A giant piece of sheet metal fell from the roof of AT&T Stadium after it was opened… The roof has since been closed.
This is Jake Paul’s fault
Their plan to take out Jerry failed..
Now the team and the building has to go through a rebuild
Use it to cover the window that blinds the players!
Giant?!?
Jerry Jones: See, that’s why we don’t close the curtains.
Don't worry, just call jake from State Farm, it happens all the time.
Jerry Jones: I suppose I’ll just construct a whole new stadium huh? Let ‘em play on it.
If that’s Giant im a eagle
K.
At least the sheet didn’t hit the fan!
How does this affect Marlon Mack?
That piece of metal was tired of holding up a failing franchise
Tyson’s butt cheek wind blew it down
Use it as a curtain
They let Zeke on the roof 😹
So who all thinks this is a set up excuse because Jerry didnt want to admit he was wrong about the sun. So now they can close the roof without making him retract his statemants?
Jerry Jones: “Were aware of the ceiling falling apart and we take that into consideration during the coin toss.”
“Oh sheet!”
How does this affect Patrick Mahomo’s Legacy?
It's a competitive advantage
Vegas backup plan if Tyson actually landed a punch
what if a punt hits the roof and another piece falls on the players
💀💀💀💀💀FUCK THE COWBOYS