BREAKING - The Cowboys are hiring Brian Schottenheimer to be the franchise's next head coach, per @DMRussini

Welp Here we go

Ffs

can someone tell me who this is and why its bad? (yes im a casual)

still no pickles!!

Welcome to chiefs kingdom cowboys fans!

Gonna go 0-17 just to take a DT from Michigan #1

Let's goooooooooo

Dallas Fans: “Certainly this can’t get any worse…” Jerrah: “Hold my Ovaltine”

I've been a Cowboys fan since 1981. Superbowl or bust for me this year. almost changed teams after they hired McCarthy back again last year. will be changing teams if they suck again this year. I'M DONE WITH BEING A SUFFERING COWBOYS FAN

Bro like we were bad we needed a hire that would kickstart us not keep us going in the same direction

Who

Did they even interview anybody?

They just hired him cuz he was in the building

Right place , right time type of shit haha

Just looked it up btw, he is the son of former Chargers HC Marty Schottenheimer who won Coach of the Year in 2004

If Brian is anything like his father, this shouldn’t be a bad hire

Hiring from within makes sense if your team was winning

The crowd should be going mild. He’s been a mid-at-best OC for multiple teams for over a decade now

No one wanted the job just to be fired next year. That new guy shaking in his draws.

We’re going to suck again next year. What new lol

Man, it’s hard to be a fan of, much less spend money on this team for swag and tix. When Jerry charges more money than any other team for tix and seat licenses and then they loose every home game, hire a non existent HC option and drag their feet on contracts for the best talent they’ve had in years. What’s the draw to be a hardcore fan? After decades of being dicked around by Jerruh, I’ll spend my money on local sports teams and read the head lines about the ‘Boys being mid for the next 4 yrs.

Isn’t he a member of the LGBTQ community?

It’s an A because they’ll suck even more gobirds baby LETS HUNT