BREAKING - The Cowboys are hiring Brian Schottenheimer to be the franchise's next head coach, per @DMRussini

Just looked it up btw, he is the son of former Chargers HC Marty Schottenheimer who won Coach of the Year in 2004

If Brian is anything like his father, this shouldn’t be a bad hire

Hiring from within makes sense if your team was winning

No one wanted the job just to be fired next year. That new guy shaking in his draws.

We’re going to suck again next year. What new lol

Man, it’s hard to be a fan of, much less spend money on this team for swag and tix. When Jerry charges more money than any other team for tix and seat licenses and then they loose every home game, hire a non existent HC option and drag their feet on contracts for the best talent they’ve had in years. What’s the draw to be a hardcore fan? After decades of being dicked around by Jerruh, I’ll spend my money on local sports teams and read the head lines about the ‘Boys being mid for the next 4 yrs.

Isn’t he a member of the LGBTQ community?

It’s an A because they’ll suck even more gobirds baby LETS HUNT

“Nobody wanted the job so we hired our coaching analyst made failed OC our head coach”

This wasn’t Jerry’s pick. This is his son’s pick. Talk about the apple not falling far from the tree… let’s go Bills I guess at this point