I just got LAID because of FANTASY FOOTBALL. So I was with three very attractive females and they all had nice racks(Melons>>>Cake). I approach one of them and ask for their snapchat(the other two get visibly jealous that I didn’t approach them instead). She agrees to give me her snap after she notices I’m wearing a Peyton Hillis Browns jersey, and guess what her favorite team is? The effing BROWNS! Anyways, we go our separate ways and I wait a few hours to send her a snap. I take a picture in my trophy room right in front of my high school football state championship ring. She did not seem impressed AT ALL. I audible and send a snap of me next to my high school basketball district champions trophy. Same result. Finally, I take a picture in front of my 2018 fantasy football championship belt. She then sends me her address and tells me to come over wearing the belt... wearing ONLY the belt! Best s*x of my life. BEER ME for the new fantasy football year!