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FantasyHlTMAN  •  3 years ago

I just got LAID because of FANTASY FOOTBALL. So I was with three very attractive females and they all had nice racks(Melons>>>Cake). I approach one of them and ask for their snapchat(the other two get visibly jealous that I didn’t approach them instead). She agrees to give me her snap after she notices I’m wearing a Peyton Hillis Browns jersey, and guess what her favorite team is? The effing BROWNS! Anyways, we go our separate ways and I wait a few hours to send her a snap. I take a picture in my trophy room right in front of my high school football state championship ring. She did not seem impressed AT ALL. I audible and send a snap of me next to my high school basketball district champions trophy. Same result. Finally, I take a picture in front of my 2018 fantasy football championship belt. She then sends me her address and tells me to come over wearing the belt... wearing ONLY the belt! Best s*x of my life. BEER ME for the new fantasy football year!

FantasyHlTMAN 3 years ago

@jh25737 I also won district champions in bball, and a state championship in football.

jh25737 3 years ago

Haha true!

FantasyHlTMAN 3 years ago

@Kobecopter Distasteful name bro. Like what the frick. Kobecopter?

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AdamThielen 3 years ago

@FantasyHlTMAN If I wear a Thielen Jersey will I get laid too?

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AdamThielen 3 years ago

I wanna get laid too 😢

AvgFantasyPlyr 3 years ago

Congrats on the sex

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Austinlevesque 3 years ago

🧢

FantasyHlTMAN 3 years ago

@AdamThielen find a vikings fan and maybe

Xisco 3 years ago

Hey you sound like a cool guy. Join the pool party. You’ve been invited @FantasyHlTMAN https://sleeper.app/i/EO2wkmPXk4Eb

Bruh201 3 years ago

SHOULD I DROP LARRY FITZ FOR BRYAN EDWARDS (RAIDER WR)?!?!!!?!

Kobecopter 3 years ago

@FantasyHlTMAN explain

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beardafuckdown  •  25 minutes ago

http://sleeper.com/i/kQYGWZbjLl4W 10 team BestBall - 2024 paid only need to pay for 2025 $10 - 3 roune slow rookie draft May 27th - DM for more info or if interested

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DegenGuap  •  42 minutes ago

$100/YR (2 Years Upfront) SF | 1.75 TEP | 6Pt Passing TD | Start 11 We will draft as soon as we have 12 paid users. http://sleeper.com/i/j0qe2bb3aB62

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BLurkens  •  1 hour ago

Dynasty rookie mock 1 QB PPR

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Makeyoucry  •  1 hour ago

14 TM / PPR / 1 QB / TEP / $40 BUY IN Orphan available , all rookie picks https://sleeper.com/i/JQWbxxK2Po03

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BluntGuts420  •  1 hour ago

DYNASTY FF STARTUP - $16 - SUPERFLEX - PPR - IDP 4 SEPARATE - 14 MAN LEAGUES With all separate slow drafts once full 24 man KOTR Championship Bracket 32 man MITB Consolation Bracket PRO WRESTLING THEME TEAMS Select any pro wrestler available, tag teams allowed, no stables 3+ members 🥇 $500 🥈 $250 🥉 $130 KOTR 1st seed receives $16 entry fee back MITB winner receives MITB briefcase and is able to cash which enables them to chose any opponent of their choice at any time before playoffs the following season. (MITB previous matchup will just be switched with whoever MITB holder chose not to face that week.) If interested shoot me a DM or if you have any further questions 😎

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kws757  •  1 hour ago

14 team SF TEP Start Up (Vets & Rookies) Dynasty League drafting June 16 $150/Yr - will need 2 years paid up front ($300) Funds held on League Safe Going to be selective in who joins this league!! Looking for the “right” type of people & fit for this league… If you have no plans to be apart of this league for the long haul, at least 10+ years, please don’t reach out! Serious inquiries only please! If you are interested send me a DM and I can possibly share the bylaws with you for review before getting an invite!

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YAKWTFGO  •  2 hours ago

http://sleeper.com/i/VkRE1ojM4ZGM The Ultimate Dynasty “No empire lasts forever, no dynasty continues unbroken. Some day you will be a legend.” 32-Team RB, WR, W/R/T, W/R/T, W/R/T, Q/W/R/T DL, LB, DB, IDP Flex, IDP Flex, IDP Flex 16 Bench 8 IR 4 Taxi Snake draft, 3RR, Random 3x **Time will be given prior to the start of draft for trades** 2hr clock, auto pause 10p - 10a Draft begins when paid and full **Required to pay for 2024, 2025 and 2026 seasons upfront** $25/yr - $800 pot Payouts allocated to top 8 finishes 1st $350 2nd $200 3rd $100 4th $50 5th $25 6th $25 7th $25 8th $25

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SouthernlyYourz  •  3 hours ago

$5 BestBall Winner Take All ($50) No Waivers, No Trades, Draft and Leave It ‼️30 Seconds Clock, 10 Seconds starting round 15‼️ http://sleeper.com/i/LPBl6l6KZ2aw