BREAKING - The Cowboys are hiring Brian Schottenheimer to be the franchise's next head coach, per @DMRussini

head coach or puppet?

Cowboys just got worse. What the hell he do to earn a promotion? Offense was mediocre at best last season.

I just saw someone fall to their knees in an HEB

Texas football teams are COOKED

After 22 years of being a Dallas Fan I’ve had enough I’m out

Switching teams

IDIOT

Fuckdallas

Person that they’re payings Worse than Marty schottenhiemer

Lmaooo 5 win season and another firing loading

Easily an A (I’m an eagles fan)

That’s it I’m no longer a cowboy fan until shit changes

At least yall will get another high draft pick next year lok

56 years... I'm done

ALL IN!!! ITS THEIR YEAR!!!!!!

That’s one way to get top draft capital for the next couple of years

A new puppet for Jerrah

Let Russ cook

who gave this hire an A?! please leave and never come back

33 years of cowboys football I will never watch another snap until Jerry is 6 feet under

Cowboys won’t return to decency until Jerry goes to meet Jesus lol

Mike McCarthy to the Saints then

THE NEW ERA IS HERE