BREAKING - The Cowboys are hiring Brian Schottenheimer to be the franchise's next head coach, per @DMRussini

Could have hired Saleh, Brian Flores but this guy really?

a rookie made it to the nfc championship before dak 😐

No…no…NOOOOO!!!

the new JASON GARRETT

Ahhhhhhh Hahahahahahhaa

Jerry’s new puppet for the next few years

wow, should've went with Deon

Who dat

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this isn't a upgrade haha

can I be a honorary Texans fan for now?☹️

Call Mike back plZ

Person that they’re payings Worse than Marty schottenhiemer

Major oof

Jerry Jones’s on the zaza while making this deal

Marty should be happy.. if he's still alive.

Nobody upstages Mr. Jones, Nobody.

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so the cowboys are tanking next year for Arch

Clowns

What a loser

head coach or puppet?