Fix the Chicago Bears. Go 👇
I can smell your fart from p
You landed a nuclear bomb of fart
Man you suck up you are a big back
Caso self
You Abt to turn to Draymond green technical foals
Screw the bears can I get a preorder pick on Jeremiah smith
No thanks, I’m a Vikings fan
Hire Johnson, draft only linemen, acquire linemen through free agency. Is there really anything else to do?
Do what Harbaugh did in LA: draft a top tier lineman
Should have taken Alt instead of Odunze
Join sides with the cheese
Chiefs*
Also everyone knows this already you could’ve written this in like 3 sentences 😭
Sell the team 🤷
Sell the team
You can’t
Build a Time Machine, go back and draft Daniels, Nix, or Maye. Fix your OLine. Hire Ted Lasso to be your head coach, he’s got the Ditka vibes
Change their name to “not the bears” and give them Sean payton
Sell the team
Sell the team
Impossible
Remove them from the nfl
NFC north trades them to afc north
Get Caleb some more nail polish