BREAKING: UNC finalizing deal to land Bill Belichick as new football coach (per @InsideCarolina)

WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK

LETS GO UNCCCC

Why didn’t my Unc let me know…. He’s uninvited to the bbq!

Unc is going to work for UNC

Calling him Unc is wild

Hes got an endless string of college girls

His girlfriend going to college now?

Why there of all places we need you at bama

couldn’t stay away too long

So does that mean Tom Brady is qb?

He's desperate

And there goes the bears getting him as a coach

Who cares not nfl

HAHA! NOW CHIEFS WILL KEEP WINNING 😂

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Must be a fat check $$

That low key dope

More college cheeks for Bill

How does that affect Jeantys Legacy tho

Gross

Old head working for unc is crazy

Clemson punt team is on their knees

He’s going to have to actually coach