Cowboys All-Pro Micah Parsons surfered a high-ankle sprain in last night’s win over the Giants, per @RapSheet

Damn he surfering. When sleeper administration have to post real news instead of just click bait they get frazzled

Why is a high ankle sprain tho

Parsons a big whiner

Who is a ankle sprain

Prayers up to him but F THEM COWGIRLS

Nah uh

Parsons is dog shit

Cooked

He will be back by Week 6 but if it is not that severe we could see him in week 5 against the Steelers since they have 9 days to rest

No

fuck dem boyz

In other news Joe Mixon is back at practice

ThIs Is GuNnA bE oUr SeAsOn, We DeM bOyZ Parsons injury incoming WeLl It GuNnA bE nExT yEaR tHeN

surfered?

Doesn’t even matter since the chiefs will be carried to the lombardi by the refs

Remember when Leonard Fournette blew him up on a block and in Parsons went on Twitter and cried about it

Probably from how hard his home boy was rubbin his calf

I hear Watson knows some good massage therapist that can help him out

Cooked

Surfeeed

Surf’s up dude!

Surfboart 🏄‍♂️

Using it as an excuse for when Tj Watt wins Defensive MVP over him this year