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FantasyHlTMAN  •  5 years ago

I just got LAID because of FANTASY FOOTBALL. So I was with three very attractive females and they all had nice racks(Melons>>>Cake). I approach one of them and ask for their snapchat(the other two get visibly jealous that I didn’t approach them instead). She agrees to give me her snap after she notices I’m wearing a Peyton Hillis Browns jersey, and guess what her favorite team is? The effing BROWNS! Anyways, we go our separate ways and I wait a few hours to send her a snap. I take a picture in my trophy room right in front of my high school football state championship ring. She did not seem impressed AT ALL. I audible and send a snap of me next to my high school basketball district champions trophy. Same result. Finally, I take a picture in front of my 2018 fantasy football championship belt. She then sends me her address and tells me to come over wearing the belt... wearing ONLY the belt! Best s*x of my life. BEER ME for the new fantasy football year!

jtothehova3665 5 years ago

Now i have no idea what you are talking about.

jtothehova3665 5 years ago

When did I say that?

FantasyHlTMAN 5 years ago

@jtothehova3665 You said “No, no you didn’t”

jtothehova3665 5 years ago

You are a waste of time. Keep dreaming kid

FantasyHlTMAN 5 years ago

@jtothehova3665 Wow now you’re deleting all your comments cuz you couldn’t keep up with daddy? Weak😂

PeteEckhart 5 years ago

W @jtothehova3665

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FantasyHlTMAN 5 years ago

@PeteEckhart In what way did he dub?

jh25737 5 years ago

I think you might have had enough beers. I think hallucinations are a sign of alcohol poisoning?

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Larrysmooth 5 years ago

@FantasyHlTMAN This is lie

FantasyHlTMAN 5 years ago

@jh25737 Clearly you’ve never had alcohol, because hallucinations are a sign of schizophrenia. Which I 100% am not😂

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jtothehova3665 5 years ago

I didnt delete any comments?

jh25737 5 years ago

I would say, I'll stop feeding the bored troll... But I'm also bored.

FantasyHlTMAN 5 years ago

@jtothehova3665 I guess you blocked then unblocked me😂

FantasyHlTMAN 5 years ago

Cuz they all disappeared

jtothehova3665 5 years ago

I think you are definitely hallucinating now

jh25737 5 years ago

Get some help son

FantasyHlTMAN 5 years ago

@jh25737 Once you get laid then you can talk to me😂Otherwise keep your virgin ass out of the comments

jh25737 5 years ago

I have two kids my dude. But seriously, I hope this story is true, otherwise you are one sad attention whore.

Kobecopter 5 years ago

We know you're a fucking liar. You typed "s*x"

Kobecopter 5 years ago

What real man capable of fucking doesn't just say "hey I fucked good last night." Shut up with with you're fucking horseshit.

jh25737 5 years ago

I think the biggest lie is that you actually won a fantasy championship though.

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FantasyHlTMAN 5 years ago

@jh25737 I also won district champions in bball, and a state championship in football.

jh25737 5 years ago

Haha true!

FantasyHlTMAN 5 years ago

@Kobecopter Distasteful name bro. Like what the frick. Kobecopter?

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dylanzaldridge  •  4 hours ago

2k fantasy

leorapoli  •  4 hours ago

http://sleeper.com/i/0NL5kbakqNKaw 3 left drafting when full

puip  •  6 hours ago

Someone in my league just traded Derrick Henry and Jamar Chase for Nico Collins, Alvin Kamara and Quinten Johnson😭

Jafe21  •  8 hours ago

I have a few dynasty 12t SF PPR orphans that I’m looking to fill, DM for more info and invite

Gidneypigs  •  14 hours ago

Chop league drafting tomorrow! 30 players 2 chops per week $10 winner takes $300 Hey, join my fantasy football league on Sleeper! http://sleeper.com/i/j7OlGaEQWqV40

dust23  •  16 hours ago

I got offered in a trade McLaurin** and Monty for Quention Johnston?? Which side would yall take? Johnston or mclaurin and Monty

JoeRobbie  •  19 hours ago

Anyone interested in taking over a young yo and coming (but rebuilding) orphan team in a dynasty league? (We are looking for mature players that will stick with it). HMU

BenjaminSimmons  •  yesterday

Which 2 do I start week 3? PPR Emeka Egbuka 🔥 Omarion Hampton 👍 Jaylen Warren 😂 Cam Skattebo 😭 Jordan Mason 🐐 Quentin Johnston 💩 Ricky Pearsall 🤦‍♂️