@ DET 2024-12-15

Need 41 rushing yards baby

Josh pls be good

josh allen, i have a 40% chance of winning first round playoffs, please do what you always do

Need another 50 bomb

Oh look at me I'm Josh Allen. I have a rocket arm. I run over the best athletes in the world. I'm dating Hailee Steinfeld. I'm the king of my city. Fuck you.

Deliver me to the glory land king!!!!

we finna cash😭😭

Josh Allen I ask that you put up another generational game tonight to propel me through the first round my lord my saviour 🙏🏻

And I’m already bricked

Please pookie, drop another 50 bomb

And so we start

Hailee steinfield is the luckiest girl on the planet

Imma need bro to score a rushing or receiving TD so my kids could have dinner tomorrow

dear josh allen, i hope that you have the game of your life. don’t you ever give it to cook or something may happen on that field that you won’t like such as a fumble from cook. i hope you throw every touchdown. it would make everyone feel very good if you just pass for a small 400 yards. i am currently down by over 50 points and i need you to pop off. i love you pookie 😘

JOSH ALLEN HOW DO YOU DOOOOOOOO

I’m on a flight someone lmk what’s going on please lol

Tush push pls

Pls

Let’s gooooo

I FUCKING HATE U