“DPJ gets hurt in pregame warmups?! Now he's questionable with a bad groin. This team is wild.”

Opened this just to find out who DPJ is. Give me a hat if ur with me

Who?

DONOVAN PEEPLES JONES

Just gonna throw this out there... You shouldn't be known by your initials until you've actually done something in the league.

Gj... I'm over here googling D'Ernest Johnson's middle name

Literally who???

I hurt myself during the warmups for a bukakke once

CHATS MOVING OS FAST NO ONE KNOWS I LOVE SUCKING DICK

Dude does not deserve the 3 letter nickname

Groinindex.com

I started him and didn’t get the notifications until the game started

This team is a contender and play hard

Sorry for anyone who had him in their lineup. That was way too late an announcement

Literally dropped him out of my flex and off my team 20 minutes before kickoff man that was lucky. My league mates are gonna think I got some inside sources or some shit

Warm butter with a chainsaw going through it

For sure, I think ima test my luck and start Goedert. Hoping he sees a lot of targets

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