BREAKING - The Chicago Cubs are finalizing a trade to acquire RP Ryan Pressly from the Astros, per @JeffPassan Pressly will waive his no-trade clause.

Who cares

Meh

Let’s go !

I care

Oh?

The Chicago Astros

Fuck the Cheaters

Bro was terrible last year thank goodness.

Good for him distance yourself from cheaters

blud THE NFL IS ON

Who the fuck is Pressley? and who t he fuck are the Chicago Cubs? never heard of both

Bregman next

He’s washed up. But thanks for the good years 👋🏼

Cubs are turning into the astros

Last season, Ryan Pressly generated a 48.8% groundball rate, which is excellent, and a 7.8% barrel rate. He also doesn’t walk very many guys and seems to have been pretty darn unlucky in terms of BABIP (.333 last season, but .294 for his career).

Cubs are so cheap

Jed has woken up this offseason

Is he bringing the trash cans with him?