CAN’T STOP WON’T STOP HITTING HRS

Yeah gen alpha is fucked

Enjoy dying from global warming before you lose your virginity

you know shohei would have 80 homeruns at that little league field

dog go read the whole thing fuck head

it’s not even a paragraph

you said to look at the stats but when someone brought up stats you ignored it and said they only look at box scores and dont watch the games

so make up your mind

you act like it’s a crime to compare their rbis when shohei only has 14 less AS A LEADOFF HITTER and that’s not even what i was doing in the first place

you don’t know ball

and you can’t read

lol you really didn’t read a thing

The fact he used ESPN tells me he googled it

old man yells at cloud

RBIs dont mean shit

Stop lying and saying you never used them as a way to boast about ohtani

Again im tired of this fucking gaslighting

there’s another hit btw

while we talk shohei laps judge

WHEN DID I MENTION RBIS

I WAS TALKING TO ETHAN

YOURE NOT THE MAIN CHARACTER YOU FUCKING CHILD

Yeah but you still haven’t even read it correctly

Judge leads in every category besides PA and stolen bases. He’s having the better season for sure. Ohtani is probably the better player