“League may reschedule MIN-HOU, TEN-PIT in Week 4 https://t.co/C3Cqrie7a2”

Gotta isolate these guys. Keep everyone safe. That 99.999..% survival rate isn't 100%, so gotta isolate. Herd immunity won't save us. We're all doomed

I heard they're going to weld the players doors shut since china had great success controlling it

death by snu-snu

Then push back playoffs 1-2 weeks if more positives come in the 2nd half.

But what do I know. I’m just some pussy eating dick sucking tool

ok now..

Sorry was that to much?

Genuinely asking

We found the line!

@Irish13rs needs to know exactly where the line is lol

it's just inappropriate and lewd

It is. I’ll tone it down.

@Irish13rs that would have been a great plan

Tip toes closer & closer to the sleeping bear

Then starts poking harder & harder

1 day ban 1 day ban 1 day ban

I thought so. But I’m an idiot who like to do things

The party parrot mascot is giving me seizures

Irish there's self deprecating humor and theres just being mean to yourself. u ok man?

Haha, yeah I’m more than ok. No need to worry. Just having fun. I’m a very lucky man in real life

@Irish13rs sounds like a cry for help to me

Only on the inside.

Real men don’t cry. Or play soccer