“Big extensions this offseason (so far) Patrick Mahomes: 10/$503M Christian McCaffrey: 4/$64M Laremy Tunsil: 3/66M Chris Jones: 4/$80M Derrick Henry: 4/$50M Joey Bosa: 5/$135M Myles Garrett: 5/$125M George Kittle: 5/$75M Travis Kelce: 4/$57.25M Dion Dawkins: 4/$60M”

What are the chances one of these guys would float me 200k so I can retire and become the hermit I have always dreamed of being?

@NerdtheHermit news flash. It's impossible to retire with $200k

I have a big extension right here. Anyone want to sign it? Just, please, no ballpoint pens!

Where are the chiefs getting this money

@NerdtheHermit ahh gotcha

So the Browns pay Myles Garrett a huge a paycheck even after that stunt he pulled last year, the Browns will forever be the Browns.

Wait. Laremy Tunsil got 3/66 and CMC got 4/64. Something is wrong there.

Ok

one of these is a big extension

@JBHulk58 there’s a difference between how RBs and OTs get paid, just like there’s a difference between all other positions get paid; it’s really not that hard to figure out

he’s the highest paid tackle in the league because he’s the best tackle, he singlehandedly made that OL

Bust alert

The Chiefs are wicked smaaaht to lock up Mahomes & Kelce. #chefs #snickers

Who's this Patrick Mahomes guy?

Lolz 😅

Sam Darnold szn! Can I get a whoop whoop?

They all fuked when the cap drops!

When the bucs gonna pay Doug Williams

Lee roy Selmon James Wilder and Mark Cottny need a bump too

🍻🍻

@danshutt I guess he’d rather have more championships than more money

One of these is not like the others...

Travis Kelce was underpaid!