“Dolphins to retain Ryan Fitzpatrick in 2020 https://t.co/uQEtVcxatv”

I think John Mulaney is on his way to becoming one of the greatest stand ups of all time

Thank god, Davante Parker will still be worth something

@FdaSteelers and probably Preston Williams too

I wonder how much fitz has made as a journeyman. Time for google lmfao

Wow he’s earned 63 million so far..... I wanna be a back up quarterback 🤣

I feel like back up goaltenders in hockey and back up qbs have the worlds best job. You make a shit ton of money, do not risk your body much and when you have to play, there is no pressure. Everyone expects you to be terrible. It will be the excuse lmao “that’s our backup”

And if you do well.... ultimate underdog positions lmfao

It’s really fool proof.

@PandaOrSkunk it’s called sarcasm lol guess you missed it.

Smh

Dolphins make the playoffs

Garbage

Lfg

Parker and Preston hype

Dolphins ain’t making it to the playoffs in a while

They suck so bad

Yo noobs

@dbarz blue mountain state was based on this premise

Bearded 1 keeps going 👍