Chiefs WR Xavier Worthy won’t be charged following his arrest in Texas, per @TomPelissero

What does WNBA have anything to do with this

You brought up the NBA. Thought you were smart? Did you forget?

We… no, you.

Honestly that’s fucked. If you’re obstructing someone’s breathing you should go to jail.

And the fever was because you said you were so hot but now I’m thinking you’re like a hot air balloon. You’re just full of it!

You should change your name to QueenTaySalty.

Yep and I’m igniting that coal to roast your a**. Since I can’t swear apparently.

@nled13 Is a hypocrite

@nled13 isn’t picking a side, football-wise. He is smartly addressing your incompetence.

You are incompetent

Her response reeks of… “I know you are but what am I.” 😂

Not me eating popcorn watching this

Okay I’m tired of you immature people. I’m out

Okay I have one more thing to add

Damn, thought we slayed the dragon!

The unfunny dragon!

He’s cookin more Ammo give him a sec

You know, there are quarterbacks in this league who are talented, there are quarterbacks who are consistent, and then there’s Patrick Mahomes—a guy who is redefining what it means to play the position. Week in and week out, Mahomes does things that we simply haven’t seen before, whether it’s the no-look passes, the sidearm throws, or extending plays that have no business being extended. He’s not just the best quarterback in the league right now—he might be the most entertaining athlete on the planet. Here’s a guy who makes the extraordinary look routine. It’s third-and-15, and you know he’s going to pull something out of his bag of tricks, and somehow, it works. What Mahomes has done, especially without some of the big-name receivers we’ve seen him play with in the past, is nothing short of miraculous. And yet, he makes it look like it’s all in a day’s work. I think we have to start appreciating the chemistry he has with Travis Kelce. You watch those two on the field, and it’s almost like they share a brain. Kelce knows exactly where Mahomes needs him to be, and Mahomes knows exactly when to get him the ball. And with Taylor Swift now in the picture, it feels like we’re watching the NFL’s power couple and its MVP working in perfect harmony—it’s like football meets pop culture. The thing about Mahomes is that he doesn’t need to rely on one guy, though. Sure, Kelce is his go-to, but look at how he spreads the ball around. One minute, he’s hitting Marquez Valdes-Scantling on a deep post, and the next, he’s checking it down to Jerick McKinnon for a 20-yard gain. That kind of versatility is what keeps defenses up at night. But what really separates Mahomes is his ability to create magic when the play breaks down. We’ve all seen him scramble to his right, throw across his body to his left, and somehow hit a receiver in stride 40 yards downfield. It’s the kind of thing that quarterbacks aren’t supposed to do, but Mahomes does it anyway. And let’s not forget, he’s doing all of this with a smile on his face and the swagger of a guy who knows he’s the best in the world. His leadership might be the most underrated part of his game. When you talk to his teammates, they all say the same thing: Mahomes makes everyone around him better. Whether it’s coaching up a young receiver, giving the offensive line credit after a big play, or simply leading by example, Mahomes has become the heartbeat of this Kansas City team. And then there’s Andy Reid, who’s like a mad scientist drawing up plays for Mahomes. You put those two together, and you have the ultimate combination of talent and creativity. Reid can trust Mahomes to execute even the most complex plays, and Mahomes can trust Reid to put him in a position to succeed. It’s a partnership we’ll be talking about for decades. Now, you add in the broader narrative of Mahomes off the field, and it’s just as impressive. He’s building a legacy not just as a football player but as a cultural icon. Whether it’s endorsements, philanthropy, or even his connection to Kelce and Taylor Swift’s newfound NFL superstardom, Mahomes is the face of the league—and it’s hard to argue he shouldn’t be. At the end of the day, Patrick Mahomes isn’t just the standard for quarterbacks in today’s NFL—he’s the gold standard for how to play the game at the highest level. Watching him every week is a reminder that we’re witnessing greatness in real time. And if you’re not appreciating it now, trust me, you will when you look back and realize you got to see this guy do his thing.

Immoral* fixed it for you again.

Too much to read

Popcorn getting cold

TLDR

Refs threw a flag on the arrest