49ers RB Christian McCaffrey will undergo simulated practice workouts this week while the team is on bye, per @nwagoner San Francisco is aiming to have CMC return after the bye if all goes well.

I’m oiled up for you diddy style CMC 😩 My temple calls for its Pharaoh

CMC working from home

He probably won’t play all year . Shanahan owes people money for this bs

Why's they have to start with "will undergo" had me thinking it was season ending surgery.

Ah, concepts of a practice

Madden on SIM mode lol

Bro is this AI?

We are in the matrix

He gonna get injuries on the Apple Vision Pro

Unstimulated practice lol ...what did I just read????

AS A SEAHAWKS FAN I HOPE HE GETS A CAREER ENDING INJURY 😂

Cmc is gonna have one great game and get injured right after

This is why I never draft before week 10

“Ow my simulated tendinitis is flaring up!”

I hope he doesn’t come back

CMC is playing VR Chat in these "simulations" let's be real here

Why

Calling it

First year I get multiple leagues with him in it. And he sucks

Achilles tendinitis has spread to his knee. 3 months to live.

Hope he folds his pancreas

There is no spoon

Simulated practice? Oh shit they gonna put him in the hyperbolic time chamber