Vikings WR Justin Jefferson (Quad) says he is not expecting to miss any games, per @AdamSchefter

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Yeah but what does the medical professional say?

“I’ve seen this before ☝️🤓” bro it’s a quad bruise 💀💀

I hope he recovers quick but I’ll just note as a JJ owner last year that that’s what he said then too

CMC said he was good to play week 1 and is gonna miss half the season

Yea and I'm never calling in sick on Friday's anymore 🤪

WE POURING HONEY ON YOU GOAT

How does this affect Marlon Mack’s value?

Marlon Mack

I just par baked a pie crust. Does anyone know if I can cook the beans that weighted the crust down regularly.

Lmao the dumb fucks spending fab on likely got. 2 for 26 bend over bitches

Fu k wrong chat thread

Who cares. Rashod Bateman is having a breakout season

Can’t believe I could have had him but passed. I’m so stupid.

Goat

@KREM1T such a glazer man

Poser fr

I've got guaranteed picks 💯 that's definitely gonna hit message me let's eat

Should be good to go next week

LET’S GO JUSTIN JEFFERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Really emphasize the exclamation points)

Goes on IR

Sure you aren’t. We’ve all been lied to and gaslighted about injuries this year.