BREAKING - The Cleveland Browns are signing WR Kadarius Toney, per @RapSheet

FINALLY

Just when browns couldnt get worse

He sucked with Kansas, will suck with the browns

Oh hell nah

Is he the new QB?

*Cleveland Browns have been eliminated from playoff contention*

Gas on a fire ⛽️🔥

There needs to be a criteria for what qualifies as “BREAKING”

TO CUT LEAD TO 45

He’ll look good In 💩

NEFARIOUS PHONY STRIKES AGAIN

Well that’s not gunna help

He play QB?

Just put 5 bazillion on browns Super Bowl

The Cleveland brown

Sleeper out here trying to ruin everyone’s day with these alerts

I just saw a Browns fan fall to their knees in a Walmart parking lot

Would rather have David Bell over Toney

Any word on whether he can play QB?

Sign Josh Gordon

That will fix everything

BREAKING does not need the caps

BREAKING - News that no one cares about