The Dallas Cowboys have agreed to terms with RB Ezekiel Elliot, pending physical, per @RapSheet He’s back.

@lowfatwater poor guy

I got my plays from a group I subscribed to and they've been making my bank rolling daily. Ima send you an invite if you want to tail them too

They will be unstoppable now

Guys he’s gonna play center

He was bad last year but surely he’ll be better this year

If only he held a football as tightly as he holds that spoon

Don’t forget last off season when he begged to be an Eagle

Have some self respect. Don’t go back to the exes

He has agreed to get paid in Big Macs bc he’s a fat fuck

Crap

Dak and Zeke proven unstoppable . Jerry the best owner out there

damn pats gave up on him

Wasn’t Emmitt Smith available?

Cowboys are as good as Zekes wrapping job

ZEKE 544 yard season incoming. Feed him

now his coming back with his tail between his leg

We ARE COOKED

Lmfao dive Vaughn might be mote explosive rn

Thank god! “Daddy, I was saved by a flying wild man in a loincloth.”

wtf are we doing Jerry

Sad that he goes back and will be the best RB on the roster. Anyone that thinks this Cowboy team is winning anything needs to have their urine checked….

Dak and Zeke last dance

Game changing Cowboys offseason