Joe Burrow - Keeps playoff hopes alive
i’m forever indebted to you joe
A Love Most Distinguished It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a young woman in possession of an ardent admiration for football must be in want of a hero. And so it was with Josephine March, a spirited and clever young lady of Cincinnati, whose days were enlivened by the exploits of a gentleman quarterback named Mr. Joseph Burrow. Mr. Burrow was not an ordinary gentleman, nor one to be trifled with. His movements upon the green field were as elegant as a waltz, his throws as precise as the strokes of an artist’s brush. His intellect in the game was whispered of in drawing rooms and parlors, and his steadfast determination had elevated the Bengals to an eminence rarely seen. Josephine first beheld Mr. Burrow at a grand assembly a game held in the heart of Cincinnati. Though her sisters were more inclined to fawn over the frivolities of the event, Josephine's heart was captivated not by his handsome countenance but by the quiet intensity with which he carried himself. He moved through the chaos of the field with a calm command that bespoke both confidence and a quiet humility. Yet, their first interaction was less than auspicious. At a charitable ball held to celebrate the season’s success, Josephine was introduced to Mr. Burrow by a mutual acquaintance. She curtsied, and he bowed, but his manner, though polite, was reserved. “Miss March,” he said, his voice smooth yet distant, “I hope the game provided adequate diversion.” “It was most diverting,” she replied, her voice tinged with mirth. “Though one cannot help but notice you seem more preoccupied with strategy than spectacle.” His brow arched slightly, a glimmer of curiosity igniting in his eyes. “Strategy is the backbone of success, Miss March. One must always look several moves ahead.” “And yet,” she countered, “it is the spontaneity, the unexpected, that often delights.” Their conversation continued thus, a sparring of wits that left Josephine both irritated and intrigued. She found his intellect formidable but his demeanor aloof, and she resolved not to think of him further. Yet, as weeks passed, their paths crossed again and again at charity
I started Jayden Daniel’s over JB 😢
I’m up 30 in the championship because of you. Thanks Joe
Why did I have to go up against Higgins 💀
After poor performances from Charboner and Boswell I desperately needed this
Why did I not start him
I should’ve put him in for baker 😭
I love you
After let downs from my Wednesday and Thursday boys, Cool Joe came up huge once again and put me out in front. Wish Chase would’ve caught that first TD, but still another awesome week out of the stack! I LOVE YOU JOE
I had both he and Higgins 👍🏽👍🏽
Traded DK and Bryce young in week 3 for you my love
And that’s a league winner score baby!!!!
Oh my god
I won my league
You, Chase Brown, and Jamaar Chase are so sexy
I had burrow chase brown traded Arron jones for Higgins they said I was crazy
Bro cooked his league
My league roasted me for trading dmont for puka
🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐
Joe Sheisty should be a firm contender in the MVP race if they make playoffs
Thank you burrow and chase for the legacy season! My trophy will look nice!
This guy has scored a total of 118 points against me in three matchups. He can’t hurt me anymore
yup, you one my keepers for next year. Cheers 🥂