Lock Josh Jacobs In For RB1 Treatment Against Saints

Dear Josh Jacobs, I know you get a lot of letters this time of year from fantasy managers. But I’ve always believed in you and I know that you read every single one. I’ve been very good this year (I haven’t) and all I want I want for Christmas, is that you drop a 30 bomb so I can beat my opponent and send his team to the shadow realm. A lot of people don’t believe that you deliver this time of year. But I know in my heart that you do. A lot of people don’t believe that you live in the North Pole (green bay Wisconsin), but I know that you always go sicko mode when you play at home. So please, please, please go for 147 with 2 touchdowns. If you do, I will give you full control of my holes and forfeit 100% of my bodily autonomy to you. Sincerely, A desperate man

What are the chances of him getting 23 points, i need him too, so I can get into the chip, I had it locked but hurts went down i would've won by 20

Less than 19 for the championship plz

pookie I need 2 tugs or just don’t let Love throw any 🫶

i js need 7.1 points from you.

Less than 24 for me to make it to the finals🤝

I just can’t have him get 26.9

Need 39 from you tomorrow 🙏

Need 24 from you big papi

Need 66 points from him, am I cooked?

Drop a 0 my bro

16 points and im going to the ship

Already lost before you had a chance to play for me king 🥲

Please fumble

And then retire

Down 15 I have Jacobs he has Kraft…cautiously optimistic. What do we think?

You’re cooked. He’s gonna fumble then retire

Oh ok thanks

Gotchu

Alright dude I need 55 points out of you today, cook it up for me

Take me to the promised land

i hope he gets like 15 points lol im playing against him

Ngl slime I need 40