@ LAR 2024-12-08

im cooked

Oh James Cook, Hear My Plea! Oh James Cook, where art thou, friend? Your fantasy points seem to descend. We drafted you high, with dreams in sight, But so far you’ve been a Monday night fright. No touchdowns, no glory, no dancing in the end, Just a string of runs that rarely transcend. Your brother Dalvin, he set the bar, Yet here we are, yelling, “Run it far!” The Bills Mafia waits, the table is set, For a breakout game we haven’t seen yet. Just one big play, a glorious score, A leap into the endzone—perhaps two, or more? So James, take heed, and answer the call, Charge through the line and carry the ball. For this is your moment, to silence the doubt, Make the crowd roar and give a big shout! Because if you don’t, my patience is thin, Next week I’ll be starting my backup again.

Cluck cluck cluck this guy sucks

Is he hurt?

Run cook you dumb mother fers!!!

Where the fuck is this guy

Certified scrub

cook told me he had to poop so he’s locked in now

He hasn't been out there for a few drives

You are some hot shit

Wake up!!!!!

What’s going on 😰??? Is he hurt?!?

Josh Allen the vulture can go fuck himself

Ty Johnson clears

This guy sucks

I got timed out by sleeper in Puka's chat so imma stay here for a minute

What's going on with this guy

This nigga has to score bro

What’s happening

Why do I have to endure Jonnu Smith doing nothing for 4Q just to have to watch this now

This nigga needs to get hurt

Just need one score, that's it

The underperformance of my squad has been extreme this week. Gritted teeth, as playoffs are in reach despite this absolute puke. COOOOOOOOOOOOK!!!!!!!!