@ LAR 2024-11-24

my screen is all white help

You are Hal Jordan!!!!!!!

I was up 50 and this man made it a 5 point game

No way this guy has 46 points bro

Bro gave me 90 points in one league no joke 😂

i was at 73% chance of winning before he played and now im at 49%💀

Dear Saquon Barkley, I owe you a sincere apology—not for your performance, which was nothing short of legendary, but for surrounding your brilliance with the disaster that is my fantasy team. You dropped an incredible 60 points this week, and while you carried my lineup with all the strength and determination I could’ve asked for, the rest of my squad let us both down. I know you’re on the Eagles now, and I took that as a sign you’d rise to the occasion. You’ve proven to the world (and to me) why you’re one of the best in the league. Meanwhile, the rest of my team performed like they were allergic to touchdowns, points, or basic effort. It’s embarrassing to admit that even with your historic performance, I still found a way to lose. You deserve better than to be associated with my amateur fantasy management. I’m not sure how to fix this team, but know that I’ll keep rooting for you to dominate every week, even if it means watching my dumpster fire of a roster hold you back. Thank you for giving me something to cheer for amidst the chaos. You’re the real MVP—on my team, in Philly, and in the league. Sincerely, Brock Harrington P.S. I’ll be renaming my team in your honor, because you’re the only reason it’s still remotely respectable. Keep crushing it!

I needed 47 but its chill

Had a 1% chance to win and now I’m at 70%

I wanna kiss saquon on the lips

I’m proud of you. But this is just one week. Don’t get too happy. Do it again.

AND THATS WHY HES THE GOAT THE GOAT

Saquon has some juicy fat lips

Had a 15% chance to win now I’m at 72%💀

Game Changer💨💯

ive flipped 2 leagues on whether i won or lost due to saquon god giveth and taketh away

God bless your soul saquon barkley

playing against guys that’ll go home and cook grilled cheese… should be ashamed of himself

League winner.

I fucking hate you

Am I aline

Alive

Trade JT and Brian Thomas Jr for him in a dynasty 🍆💦