Vikings, Sam Darnold Have Not Discussed Long-Term Deal

I might go mini a funk shit!

Mini funk crap mouth is my anime

Nutted all over my kitchen

Lmao I just got him off waivers bc of CJ Stroud’s Bye. Might have to keep in the starting lineup

SNEAK IT AGAIN GOAT

Tmuuuuuu

Have my first born plz Sam

Darnold better thank Allah every day that JJ McCarthy got his knee fucked up in preseason

Had Lamar on bye

Let’s go

Man he been my starter since week 6 😤

Holy shit I benched him for hurts

WHAT DID I FUCKING SAY

OH MY GOD

Coolest substitute teacher ever

Fuck my life

Benched him for Caleb to prepare for the toilet bowl

Give this man a contract.

Sam I Am LETS GOOO

GIVE HIM HIS FUCKING MONEY

Ohh you’re getting your meat licked clean

Brooo I’m actually cooked

Best FA pickup of history